Score: 10

"excellent flash"

submission: Alfred Poarn

date: July 15, 2009

congratulations on frontpage and keep up the good work

Score: 10

"hey this is pretty neat for a quick flash"

submission: [FF] A Tragic Tale

date: June 30, 2009

No clue how it doesn't have 3.00+ but I guess that's because it's got a group tag. Animation was fluent, quite good, and showed the short history of FF quite well. Music was fitting the flash and added some action to it.

As I said in FF topic on bbs, in my post which Poozy deleted like three times, you did not deserve to get deleted, as you haven't broke any rules. Times used to be different in 06 or 07, because you actually needed to break them to get deleted back then. Now it's all about Wade's mood, apparently.

Good flash, deserves ten stars. RIP FF. Unless you're gonna try to revive it, if so, good luck.

Score: 9

"Great"

submission: Snail Jesus Rides Again!

date: December 8, 2008

This was absolutely great. There's not many decent animutations around, and this is definately one of the very best. This flash also required time, talent and lots of hard work. The outcome was very decent flash, unjustifiably underrated because of lack of video game characters and dick jokes.

I like it, as it's definately much, much better than unfunny video game parodies or generic sprite flashes. Deserves a spot in top 5 of all time, no matter it will be able to stay there or not.

Score: 10

"aaaa"

submission: SonicHentaiAdventure2

date: September 8, 2008

I rarely ever log into my newgrounds account anymore but I have to leave my feelings after watching this. I sat down to watch SonicHentaiAdventureCum and SonicHentaiAdventureSE because I had not known that they were both out. SonicHentaiAdventureCum was wonderful but SonicHentaiAdventureSE completely caught me off guard. This flash alone is very touching. I don't see why you would worry about people not liking it. This was beautiful. I can't stop watching it. I will anxiously wait for SonicHentaiAdventure3. Keep up the good work man.

Score: 10

"ghh"

submission: SonicHentaiCumAdventure

date: September 7, 2008

It makes me sad to see that this isn't #1 on the portal, this is the best show of true animation on newgrounds, theres not much that deserves to come even close to SonicHentaiCumAdventure.

Great work

Score: 10

"Great work"

submission: I'm a homosexual.

date: August 13, 2008

I must say everything in this flash was perfect, starting from the storyline, ending on graphics. I wish I could tell you how to improve it, but I'm afraid it's impossible.

Good job, I'm waiting in suspense for next episodes of Wade Fulp's Wife is Fat.

Score: 10

"fine tutorial"

submission: Score 3.00+ in < 1 hour!!

date: August 10, 2008

I'm sure my character named fnoamy will take over the frontpage soon.

Score: 10

"I'm moved"

submission: Metal Gear Funnies

date: July 8, 2008

This is probably one of best frontpaged flashes ever. It got everything what's needed to make newgrounds target group think they will see insanely witty and awesome video game parody full of dick jokes and occasional 4chan memes thrown around. As first couple of parts may simly enrage MGS fanboys due to something that looks like lack of quality, 5th part must be pretty much of a shock, as they realize this flash is not even trying to use generic-yet-so-very-funny jokes usually used in video game parodies.

The result is saw in probably good 400 reviews below mine, which consist of things alike this, quoting some random mentally chanllenged person: "omg u fuken luser, dis s sooo g4y, itz nower neeeer ass funny az the mgscollab. all u doo iz make fen of noogrowndz. th1z moovy iz sooo g4y!!! u shoold lern sum funnyness frum legendry fr0g, an sooperflashbros, and pikanjo. thierye phunnie, liyke ow theye mayde sn4ke ron arownd in sirkles hahahahaha l0l itz a good think eye m r3t4rded s0 eye c4n bee 3xploitedd lic dizz.". Does words can even describe this ?

It's pretty great actually, one flash, two times the fun - watching it, then reading reviews of enraged fanboys seeing things they hold sacred getting tarnished. Apparently, many of them try to point out low quality of the flash, which is untrue, this was big and dense piece of art.

This does not only succesfully makes masses arise in anger, but also points out what's wrong with video game parodies and newgrounds in general. Right now, a most common recipt for creating succesful flash is to join a video game collab, make sure parts are made of 4chan shit, cock jokes, and are full of humour fitting into average newgrounders taste.

Overall, if wins turd of the week, and I honestly hope it will, it will be pretty much a success of the authors. Good luck with that.

Score: 10

"ghhhhh"

submission: Pootytang Adventures #046

date: June 18, 2008

This flash is a masterpiece in every meaning of this word ! Animation was smooth and drawn very well. I like your drawing style, are you accepting commisions ? I'd sure love to see more stuff drawn by you. The music was shocking and fit very well into the atmosphere of the flash. I look forward to see more of this kind of flash. Good luck with your future animations.

Score: 10

"hell yeah"

submission: V-tech Rampage

date: June 5, 2008

Awesome gameplay, addicting like hell and for something involves sprites, it's great. I like how general public is bitching about being extremely offensive, breaking moral values and other bullshit they have no clue of. Especially the It may be partly a matter of opinion, but much worse tragedies are happening everyday. Oh, and nothing better than life threats due to making a game then putting in on internet.

I can't believe newgrounds used to be known for shit like that, now wade is getting on rampage when someone uses the terribly offensive "fag" word.

O shit, I said it. Great game.