All 113 movie Reviews


Alfred Poarn Alfred Poarn

Rated 5 / 5 stars

excellent flash

congratulations on frontpage and keep up the good work



[FF] A Tragic Tale [FF] A Tragic Tale

Rated 5 / 5 stars

hey this is pretty neat for a quick flash

No clue how it doesn't have 3.00+ but I guess that's because it's got a group tag. Animation was fluent, quite good, and showed the short history of FF quite well. Music was fitting the flash and added some action to it.

As I said in FF topic on bbs, in my post which Poozy deleted like three times, you did not deserve to get deleted, as you haven't broke any rules. Times used to be different in 06 or 07, because you actually needed to break them to get deleted back then. Now it's all about Wade's mood, apparently.

Good flash, deserves ten stars. RIP FF. Unless you're gonna try to revive it, if so, good luck.


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JeremyJefferies responds:

Revival is past us I think now, thanks for your comments though.


Snail Jesus Rides Again! Snail Jesus Rides Again!

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Great

This was absolutely great. There's not many decent animutations around, and this is definately one of the very best. This flash also required time, talent and lots of hard work. The outcome was very decent flash, unjustifiably underrated because of lack of video game characters and dick jokes.

I like it, as it's definately much, much better than unfunny video game parodies or generic sprite flashes. Deserves a spot in top 5 of all time, no matter it will be able to stay there or not.



SonicHentaiAdventure2 SonicHentaiAdventure2

Rated 5 / 5 stars

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I rarely ever log into my newgrounds account anymore but I have to leave my feelings after watching this. I sat down to watch SonicHentaiAdventureCum and SonicHentaiAdventureSE because I had not known that they were both out. SonicHentaiAdventureCum was wonderful but SonicHentaiAdventureSE completely caught me off guard. This flash alone is very touching. I don't see why you would worry about people not liking it. This was beautiful. I can't stop watching it. I will anxiously wait for SonicHentaiAdventure3. Keep up the good work man.


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DaVeB0T responds:

Wait about a week for all the zero voters to let their guard down.


SonicHentaiCumAdventure SonicHentaiCumAdventure

Rated 5 / 5 stars

ghh

It makes me sad to see that this isn't #1 on the portal, this is the best show of true animation on newgrounds, theres not much that deserves to come even close to SonicHentaiCumAdventure.

Great work


DaVeB0T responds:

Sonic kicks hot sweaty ass


Score 3.00+ in &amp;lt; 1 hour!! Score 3.00+ in < 1 hour!!

Rated 5 / 5 stars

fine tutorial

I'm sure my character named fnoamy will take over the frontpage soon.


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I'm sure it will.


Metal Gear Funnies Metal Gear Funnies

Rated 5 / 5 stars

I'm moved

This is probably one of best frontpaged flashes ever. It got everything what's needed to make newgrounds target group think they will see insanely witty and awesome video game parody full of dick jokes and occasional 4chan memes thrown around. As first couple of parts may simly enrage MGS fanboys due to something that looks like lack of quality, 5th part must be pretty much of a shock, as they realize this flash is not even trying to use generic-yet-so-very-funny jokes usually used in video game parodies.

The result is saw in probably good 400 reviews below mine, which consist of things alike this, quoting some random mentally chanllenged person: "omg u fuken luser, dis s sooo g4y, itz nower neeeer ass funny az the mgscollab. all u doo iz make fen of noogrowndz. th1z moovy iz sooo g4y!!! u shoold lern sum funnyness frum legendry fr0g, an sooperflashbros, and pikanjo. thierye phunnie, liyke ow theye mayde sn4ke ron arownd in sirkles hahahahaha l0l itz a good think eye m r3t4rded s0 eye c4n bee 3xploitedd lic dizz.". Does words can even describe this ?

It's pretty great actually, one flash, two times the fun - watching it, then reading reviews of enraged fanboys seeing things they hold sacred getting tarnished. Apparently, many of them try to point out low quality of the flash, which is untrue, this was big and dense piece of art.

This does not only succesfully makes masses arise in anger, but also points out what's wrong with video game parodies and newgrounds in general. Right now, a most common recipt for creating succesful flash is to join a video game collab, make sure parts are made of 4chan shit, cock jokes, and are full of humour fitting into average newgrounders taste.

Overall, if wins turd of the week, and I honestly hope it will, it will be pretty much a success of the authors. Good luck with that.


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Pootytang Adventures #046 Pootytang Adventures #046

Rated 5 / 5 stars

ghhhhh

This flash is a masterpiece in every meaning of this word ! Animation was smooth and drawn very well. I like your drawing style, are you accepting commisions ? I'd sure love to see more stuff drawn by you. The music was shocking and fit very well into the atmosphere of the flash. I look forward to see more of this kind of flash. Good luck with your future animations.



naruto xxx hentai sex naruto xxx hentai sex

Rated 0 / 5 stars

Really not that good.

This movie had really bad graphics. You need to check out some tutorials. It was far too simple, and it seems you didn't put any effort in it. It was lacking in good music. Other thing is, it wasn't very humorous at all.



A Cosby Story - Trailer A Cosby Story - Trailer

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Very good

I'm waiting in excitement